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{"type":"standard","title":"Aral Sea","displaytitle":"Aral Sea","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q35883","titles":{"canonical":"Aral_Sea","normalized":"Aral Sea","display":"Aral Sea"},"pageid":68915,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/AralSea1989_2014.jpg/330px-AralSea1989_2014.jpg","width":320,"height":272},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/AralSea1989_2014.jpg","width":1024,"height":870},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285378530","tid":"6f2d9f02-1856-11f0-b332-df3f84768717","timestamp":"2025-04-13T10:59:56Z","description":"Lake between Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":45,"lon":60},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aral_Sea"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Aral_Sea","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aral_Sea"}},"extract":"The Aral Sea was an endorheic lake lying between Kazakhstan to its north and Uzbekistan to its south, which began shrinking in the 1960s and had largely dried up into desert by the 2010s. It was in the Aktobe and Kyzylorda regions of Kazakhstan and the Karakalpakstan autonomous region of Uzbekistan. The name roughly translates from Mongolic and Turkic languages to \"Sea of Islands\", a reference to the large number of islands that once dotted its waters. The Aral Sea drainage basin encompasses Uzbekistan and parts of Afghanistan, Iran, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan.","extract_html":"
The Aral Sea was an endorheic lake lying between Kazakhstan to its north and Uzbekistan to its south, which began shrinking in the 1960s and had largely dried up into desert by the 2010s. It was in the Aktobe and Kyzylorda regions of Kazakhstan and the Karakalpakstan autonomous region of Uzbekistan. The name roughly translates from Mongolic and Turkic languages to \"Sea of Islands\", a reference to the large number of islands that once dotted its waters. The Aral Sea drainage basin encompasses Uzbekistan and parts of Afghanistan, Iran, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Daniel AlomÃa Robles","displaytitle":"Daniel AlomÃa Robles","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q734067","titles":{"canonical":"Daniel_AlomÃa_Robles","normalized":"Daniel AlomÃa Robles","display":"Daniel AlomÃa Robles"},"pageid":13963970,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles%2C_portrait.jpg","width":160,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles%2C_portrait.jpg","width":160,"height":200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282861487","tid":"b787987b-0c41-11f0-bcc5-d3f3bef7ea99","timestamp":"2025-03-29T02:01:24Z","description":"Peruvian composer and ethnomusicologist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Daniel_Alom%C3%ADa_Robles"}},"extract":"Daniel AlomÃa Robles was a Peruvian composer and ethnomusicologist. He is best known for composing the song \"El Cóndor Pasa\" in 1913 as part of a zarzuela — a musical play that alternates between spoken and sung parts — of the same name. This song was based on Andean folk songs and is possibly the best known Peruvian song, partly due to the worldwide success that the melody obtained when it was used by Simon & Garfunkel as their music for \"El Cóndor Pasa \", although that song has different lyrics.","extract_html":"
Daniel AlomÃa Robles was a Peruvian composer and ethnomusicologist. He is best known for composing the song \"El Cóndor Pasa\" in 1913 as part of a zarzuela — a musical play that alternates between spoken and sung parts — of the same name. This song was based on Andean folk songs and is possibly