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William Curtis Shelly was a businessman and political figure in British Columbia. He represented Vancouver City from 1928 to 1933 in the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia as a Conservative. He was also a Park Board commissioner and board chairman (1920-1927).
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The Samaná PenÃnsula is a peninsula in Dominican Republic situated in the province of Samaná. The Samaná Peninsula is connected to the rest of the state by the isthmus of Samaná; to its south is Samaná Bay. The peninsula contains many beaches, especially in the city of Santa Bárbara de Samaná. It contains three rivers. The peninsula was originally inhabited by the Ciguayos, who spoke the Ciguayo language at the time of Spanish intervention.
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