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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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